Fighting With My Dinner

When seafood is concerned, there is only one acceptable way to cook it... COOK IT LIVE. No if's and but's. L-I-V-E is the word to remember.

And boy, my Monday dinner plans got a bit more L-I-V-E-L-Y than expected when this guy jumped out of the bag.

I had to fight off this villain to have a scrumptious dinner. Look at those claws.

"Come any closer and you can kiss your iPhone away, Toots!".

It's generally a bad idea to leave any electronic devices near the stove or on a busy kitchen counter, as this photo demonstrates.

Anyway, I got him and his other buddies in a steamer pot with a bit of lemons and salt. Alas for the furious five!

And in 15 minutes... Voila!

I guess the fight's over. So much for being on top of the food chain. Hehehehe!